Tuesday, March 19, 2019

2019 IBA JAX Pizza Party Adventure - Day 8 March 19, 2019

BooHoo!  It was raining when we got up.  I mean a real frog strangler downpour.  Yuck!  I don't really mind riding in the rain but it really sucks to start in the rain.  Especially a hard, pelting, soaking rain.  Hey, at least it wasn't cold :-)  We got pretty wet getting our bikes packed up and decided to wait a bit and see if it lightened up.  After about a half hour the rain did ease up and instead of pouring it was only lightly raining.  We took that opportunity to leave.  Our destination was
Coopertown, (Population 8!),  where we would tour the Everglades in an airboat!





Our light rain didn't last and again it was pouring.  Oh well....after about 30 miles of mostly unpleasant stop and go traffic we arrived at Coopertown.  There was a group of German tourists on Harleys there as well and a group of ladies and a family of three.

We met Lisa who works there and she generously agreed to hold our helmets in the back office.  Thank you Lisa!  Like me, she is a DFF and rider too. ;-)



We checked out the alligators in pens and the snakes and turtles!






Then it was time to board the airboat.







Yes, it was raining.  We had a nice group of people on our boat and our guide was awesome!



Having never been to the Everglades before we didn't have any expectations.  Even in the rain it was spectacular.  Lots of birds and all kinds of weird flora.  Our guide took us out the channel and then gave us a good ride with some big swoops and turns, hahahahaha, fun!  It was a bit strange to be riding over grasses!






Then he took us down another channel and turned the boat to low idle as he searched for alligators in the wild.   Score!!!  There she is!!!  Oooohhhhhh.  So very cool.  A bit later we saw a very small gator.



More Everglades awesomeness!






We were lucky in that the rain slowed down considerably for the most part of the tour but unfortunately as we headed back to the dock it really began to pour again.  Everyone was soaked!

Tidbit of the day, alligators don't like rain.  Because their skin is their sensor network for detecting movement in the water, (i.e prey), the rain on their skin is a sensory overload.  For this reason they stay mostly submerged when it rains, holding their breath for up to 45 minutes in some cases and slowing their heart rates way down.  This made for great pictures of snouts and eyes, LOL.

At the dock we had the opportunity to hold a 2 year old alligator.  Yikes!  Yes, I did!  I was so surprised to find the gator was soft and warm not cold and slimy.  Hahahaha, a first and last for me thank you :-)



Even though it was wet, wet, wet, I truly enjoyed our Everglades tour and glad we took the time to make it happen.  Who knows if I'll ever get another opportunity to do that.

Still raining, we uncovered our bikes and mounted up.  Heading west our goal was Fort Myers on the Gulf Coast.  Fortunately it was only about 150 miles.  We were on Highway 41, the Tamiami Trail, the two lane highway that connects Tampa and Miami.  Alligator Alley is I-75 a bit north of the road we took.

It was fabulous (even in the pouring rain)!  We rode through the Everglades and then the Big Cypress National Preserve followed by Ten Thousand Islands National Preserve.  Beautiful scenery and very little traffic.  Side note - we had several groups of motorcyclists pass us going east.  They did NOT look happy, hahahaha.  Even though it was wet, we were relatively comfortable and our bikes performed flawlessly.  Good stuff - hey this is what makes it an adventure!

We stopped for gas and a late lunch in Naples.  It was at lunch that we discovered we were WET.  Our gear failed :-(  Not miserably, but enough to be uncomfortable.  Crap, Eric got wet feet and I ended up with one wet foot.  Other bits and pieces were wet as well.  I guess with that volume of water pounding us at 50-60 miles per hour, we were bound to get damp.  We also found water in our panniers, a first!  Cripes it was WET!!!

Oh well, back on the bikes, we headed to our hotel, the Red Roof Inn in N. Ft. Myers.  What a pleasant surprise to find a lovely room with an even lovelier view of the Caloosahatchee River!  Score!!






We dragged our wet gear and bags to the room and immediately disrobed and put on warm fuzzy cozy sweats (me) and dry shorts and shirt (Eric).  We scattered our wet stuff around the room, cranked the heat and took all of our wet stuff to the guest laundry to dry.

LOL, every lamp was covered with something that needed to dry out.  The heater was stacked with helmet, gloves, hats and bags.  Eric shoved rags into his boots to help soak up some of the water.  The hotel staff was helpful and gave us some rags to dry things off.







Once sorted, it was time for cocktails and discussion on where to go for dinner.  Not too far for sure because guess what?  Yep, it's raining again :-)  I have no idea what the weather is forecast for tomorrow.  Guess it doesn't really matter because regardless we will be heading north.  Where?  I dunno.  We'll figure that out later.  For now, it's cocktails and relax.

Hope you enjoyed our day as much as we did.  Stay tuned to see what we do tomorrow!

Cheers,
Cletha






Monday, March 18, 2019

2019 IBA JAX Pizza Party Adventure - Day 7, March 18, 2019

We had big plans for today so it was easy to jump up out of bed at 6 am.  We were headed for Key West, woohoo!!  Yippee Skippy!  I've never been there and was quite excited about the trip.  We wore street clothes under our gear and packed our sandals so we could walk around without sweltering.

It was about a 130 miles from our hotel to Key West and there was only one road to get there, US1.  The temperature was close to 70 with a bit of a cloud cover.  Perfect riding weather!  Oh joy, I got to see the sunrise over the Keys, what a treat!  Then it was just pretty much slog along at the posted speed limit which sometimes was 55 but mostly 45.  So it took a while to get there.  No problem, we figured we would arrive in Key West just about lunch time and that's what happened.

Our first agenda item was a photo of the Southernmost Point in the US Marker.  We were sooooo bold.  I just rode my bike up there and parked illegally while Eric snapped my pic!  Shame on us, lol.


 From there we rode down the street past Duval and found a place to park the bikes and get into our walking clothes.  We scored on a great place to park, paid the $9 and tagged our bikes so we wouldn't get towed.  You can only imagine the strange looks we got as we peeled off our gear, hahahaha.

Just a block up the street we found this photo opportunity that I just couldn't pass up.  Hahaha, yes, we're having fun :-)


Love the architecture!  We had previously looked at staying on Key West but you know what?  I can spend $400-$500 on a lot of other things than a room for the night.  So, we just took pics of some of the fancy pants hotels ;-)

 Pink and purple bicycles, what's not to love?  We saw tons of peeps riding rental bikes and scooters and golf carts as well as the little tour train and open air buses.

 There were chickens everywhere.  Really, everywhere.  Here is a hen with her chicks, cute!


 We walked out to a pier to check out the water views.  Lots of pelicans and other birds.

 Beach front cafe where you could rent a lounge chair and umbrella for the hour or for the day.

Seagulls on the wall.  Rather artistic don't you think?

 Okay, shame on me but I put my sticker on a post.  Hey, all the posts on the pier were covered in stickers so I didn't really feel bad about putting mine there.


We spied a big sailboat way out on the water!  Cool!

Across from the pier was this lovely hotel.  Bet it's a nice place to stay ;-)

 Then of course we had to take pics of the over sized Adirondack chair because we like good silly stuff :-)


We had to do some tourist trinket shopping.  We didn't buy here but we did end up with the requisite stickers to put on the bikes and a magnet for our garage freezer.

We walked back to the Southernmost Point in the Continental USA, stood in line, and finally got our opportunity for pictures.  Good fun!




 There was a long line of peeps waiting at the Marker to take a picture.  Fortunately, it went fairly quick and peeps were considerate, helping each other take photos and such.


Took this pic of Eric at the Marker location.  A statue of Bishop Albert Kee.  Until his death in 2003, Bishop Albert Kee welcomed visitors to Key West's Southernmost Point Marker, acting as a smiling ambassador for the island while selling fluted, pink-lined conch shells beside the iconic landmark.  



Here is one of the trains that take people around the area.  If we ever go back to Key West, we will take one of the tours.

Chickens everywhere.  Here is one cocky rooster right outside the restaurant we stopped at for lunch.


We had lunch at the Ocean Grill on Duval Street.  Lunch was Lobster Roll and Fries.  Can you say YUMMY!!!!  Okay, it looks small.  That's because we shared one saving room for Key Lime Pie later ;-)

Outside the restaurant were some parrots perched in a tree.  Couldn't resist the photo op.




 After lunch, we hit a cheap tourist junk shop and got our stickers and magnet.  Then back to the bikes where we geared up and headed out.  By now it was about 80 degrees and I was so happy to get on the highway after riding block by block to get out of the historic district.  Whew!  Hot!

The air felt good as we picked up speed.  So, of course, it was a reverse slog up US1 back to our hotel.  Fairly uneventful, we were happy to get to our room and get out of those clothes!  Have to tell you, we were on high alert for all the fucktards and their shenanigans.  Fucktardians pulling in front of us, cutting us off, no signals, stupid stuff.  Yup, high alert!  No mimosas or cocktails for us at lunch.  ($7.95 never ending Mimosas were hard to pass up!!)  However, we had lovely cocktails waiting for us in our room.  All is good.

We had a wonderful, fun, giggly, touristy day.  I'm so glad we took the time and made the effort to go to Key West.  I now have my requisite photo, stickers and magnet.  Bonus, we had a delightful lobster roll and even some Key Lime Pie on a stick ;-)  It was a great day.

Tomorrow we're going to the Everglades and taking an airboat tour.  Should be fun so you should check in tomorrow and see what happened.

Cheers,
Cletha